Winter is dum

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/16/2020 at 09:23 • Filed to: None

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Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/16/2020 at 09:28

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I’d love to see The New Yorker print a bunch like this, just so people could try to make them work on multiple levels.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 01/16/2020 at 09:44

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Counterpoint: it has long been stated all New Yorker captions can be replaced with either “Christ, what an asshole!” or “I think I’m going to kill myself” with minimal if any loss of humor.

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/16/2020 at 09:45

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Replaced? I thought those were the only two they had to start with...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/16/2020 at 09:45

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I made this yesterday for another post.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 01/16/2020 at 09:51

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I know one of their cartoonists, I should see if he’ll slip a few in.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/16/2020 at 09:52

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facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/16/2020 at 09:58

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Counterpoint: Winter is good. What’s dumb is that it is raining here instead of snowing.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/16/2020 at 10:09

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Counter, counterpoint: “Christ, what an asshole!” and “I think I’m going to kill myself” are too long for New Yorkers. “Douchebag” and “Just fucking take me” are more efficient .

user314 > facw 01/16/2020 at 10:18

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Counter-counterpoint: Rain does not need to be shoveled, plowed or salted . Fuck snow.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/16/2020 at 10:28

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https://powderforward.kinja.com/

facw > user314 01/16/2020 at 10:29

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counter-counter-counterpoint: Fuck rain:

At least snow can be shoveled, plowed, or salted (I guess you can salt rainwater, but it doesn’t do much good).

Discerning > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/16/2020 at 10:40

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I wish it was cold and snowy. It's 55 and rainy here. I actually miss NY weather.

3point8isgreat > facw 01/16/2020 at 12:11

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You can shovel and plow rainwater, but that too won’t do much good.